Please welcome David Zunker to my blog! Today David is giving us a quick run down about what astrology says you should wear for a Halloween costume. Watch out…humor ahead! Hmmmm….
You are impulsive and aggressive. Your ever changing desires are paramount. You make a typical Axe Murderer. The weapon feature of your costume will help when you get into a fight.
You are resentful of change. You are sensual, but prefer a fancy meal to sex. Happy in luxury, you think ethics and spirituality are a waste of time. You make a typical Troll or Royal.
You are flighty and shallow. Others see this and that makes it hard to have any influence on them. You make a fine Ghost.
Moody and morose, you enjoy finding like minded folks with whom to complain together. Just be your Goth-Emo Self because it is hard to dress up as a Suicide.
You are bossy and demanding of praise and adulation. You back that up by being vacant and hot. Just wear your Dom outfit and find a couple slaves to crawl after you.
You are passive aggressive to the extreme. If you are not crawling behind a Leo, wear a big Furry Teddy Bear costume. Then you can be a happy wall-flower and wait patiently for someone/anyone to dry-hump you.
Annoyingly positive and social, your desire to please others makes it impossible to be sincere. You make a good Pirate, just because they are popular now, and it gives you an excuse to rip people off.
You are manipulative and self-centered, and generally feed off others. Be honest and dress as a Vampire.
You are impatient, ill-mannered, and cannot focus. You see yourself as adventurous, but you are too fearful to take real risks. You make a good current Movie Character, such as Indiana Jones or Batman, so you may pretend to be someone interesting.
You are ambitious and mean to people. Dress up Military or as a politician.
You think you are smart, but that is true only in your own odd reality. Dress up as a Demon and maybe one of the ones presently influencing your life will come through and empower you.
You are adrift upon the collective consciousness and easily controlled. A Zombie, mindlessly following the crowd, would work, or dress up Old-Fashioned, so you are less likely to be a slut.